You’ve talked to friends about it, lost sleep, left it alone,  tried handwriting it, stood on your head, then sat down again, only to find yourself suddenly extraordinarily interested in doing the dishes. It’s time to call in an objectively subjective third party. Someone to whom you can nutshell the problem and have them work a little magic. Get that thing out of your outbox already. I love a challenging email in the same way other people like Suduko or reading tabloids. 

Some classics include: divorce announcements, love pledges, refined firings, seamless Dear Johns, charming baby daddy shakedowns, and elegant disinvitations. Have an awkward email or write-up burning inside you?

Lay it on me. 

Price varies on just how AWKWARD yours is.