You either have what you want, or the reasons why not.

THE-I-DON’T-KNOW-WHAT-FRIGGIN-COLOR-MY-PARACHUTE-IS

You don’t know what you are meant to do, but you do know that if you continue your current career path, those men in the white coats will be coming for you. 

THE TANDEM

You don’t know who started it, but the couples thing is not exactly a tango right now. 

THE PYGMALION

Yeah, yeah, beauty starts on the inside, but you want to start on the outside and work your way in. 

THE HUMPTY DUMPTY

You’ve taken the fall and those four horsemen haven’t shown up yet. You are hoping those guys are just stuck in traffic. And anyway, as you recall, humpty had to put his-or-her own humpty-self back together. 

THE TASTING MENU

You know you’re hungry, but you’re not sure what for. You’ll start with the appetizers, and work your way to the metaphorical main course.